justmakemescream:

awesomephilia:

My buddy recently broke up with his girlfriend. He sent me this screen shot of his phone this morning. They are all from her.

taylor swift 

bikinimybottom:

if jay z ever freaks out and murders his entire family all i know is that the headlines better read ‘jay z goes cray z’

and in that moment I swear I was patrick

(Source: try-not-to-laugh-official)

the-absolute-best-posts:

dreamingmylifeawaay:

 

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pvlse:

beyoncebeytwice:

1612th:

english words that pitbull knows

• party
• miami

• dalé

since when was that english

When Angel and I were in #JustinBieber ‘s movie, #NeverSayNever #FbF #FlashbackFriday in honor of @justinbieber ‘s birthday. #HappyBdayJB #LOL @nanananabatmannn

“THE NET INCOME WAS 5.6 BILLION DOLLARS.” #econProject #sofunny thanks @jakeivicevic! #dumbo #soMinnieProblems #lol @thephotographerspencer @cassityvictoria @katbenatrick

do you ever just look at people at school and have a sudden urge to push them down the stairs

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rnedia:

once kim kardashian had a mild breakdown because she lost a diamond earring in the ocean imagine her trying to raise a child

(Source: drarna)

8yrs:

masturb88:

Say one word. One word, and I’m yours.

ORTHODONTIST

(Source: fruityboy)

lulz-time:

feralcastiel:

can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s

abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me”

wesquick:

imthegirlwhowaited:

spooky-god:

alwayssleepinginsomniac:

h0llaween:

bondoge:

is it ok

it’s fine it just needs to charge

did you reboot

try logging out and then logging back in

just turn it off and on again

press ctrl + alt + delete and clear your tasks

(Source: buypolar)