having to wait another 7 days for an episode makes one weak
i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.
And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it.
are you satan
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do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why
Basically sums up my entire summer 🎉 #FinallydoneDecoratingMyWalls #SchoolTomorrow #ByeSummer
how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
he gave her a ring
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when people keep talking and you just wanna