When you see a spider by your foot:
When water gets into your ear:
When your mom tells you to take out the trash:
When your hair gets in front of your face:
When you’re too tired to walk up the stairs:
When you become a stripper
how do hipsters talk about shoes?
did u just
some people on here really don’t understand how much of a genius they are
if there was a competition for the worst step dad in the world, mine would probably get 1st place.