crystallized-teardrops:

having to wait another 7 days for an episode makes one weak

(via fake-mermaid)

fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

(Source: jrcbouillabaisse, via fake-mermaid)

Timestamp: 1409200226

fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

(Source: jrcbouillabaisse, via fake-mermaid)

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

(via imperfectlyperfectperfections)

Timestamp: 1409199326

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

(via imperfectlyperfectperfections)

londoin:

do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why

(via fake-mermaid)

Basically sums up my entire summer 🎉 #FinallydoneDecoratingMyWalls #SchoolTomorrow #ByeSummer

Timestamp: 1408943173

Basically sums up my entire summer 🎉 #FinallydoneDecoratingMyWalls #SchoolTomorrow #ByeSummer

burritno:

spongebob hitting people where it hurts

(Source: zhukini, via mamaachelle)

Timestamp: 1408164325

burritno:

spongebob hitting people where it hurts

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zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

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troyyy:

i am concerned about the person who wrote this episode

(Source: crashingwavesroaringthunder, via lulz-time)

Timestamp: 1408081509

troyyy:

i am concerned about the person who wrote this episode

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visiblemonster:

could they have picked a creepier name for this color.

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Timestamp: 1408078808

visiblemonster:

could they have picked a creepier name for this color.

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amoying:

when people keep talking and you just wanna

image

(via the4elemelons)

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Timestamp: 1408077008

(Source: jpgwave, via high--foryou)