the only force in my life that has complete and immediate control over my entire being
raise your hand if you are scared shitless about the future yet couldn’t care less at the same time
My dog turns three in one hour.
The joke is that I put a beer in his bowl because he’ll be turning 3 which is 21 in dog years. I have been planning this joke for a week.
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy
Why’re you being mean to my mum?
Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances
I wasn’t even on my dash, and I still see this post.
Can’t risk it guys sozzzz
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i literally do not understand why anybody would cheat on their partner like if you really feel the need to be with somebody else in the same way as you currently are with your partner, be a decent human being and end your relationship to save the person you supposedly love a whole world of unnecessary pain rather than be a piece of shit and break their heart
when youre wearin a cute outfit in winter and someone is like “aren’t you COLD” excuse me you are weak and your crops will never last the winter with that attitude
that’s a nice coat made of bathroom rugs
It looks like it’s made out of that little shit that live in the garbage can
i can’t believe macklemore killed oscar the fucking grouch
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this is god giving u a second chance
I swear this happened to me once I was like WTF HOW.
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Karin Stack photographed her hair growing back after losing it in chemotherapy
quite possibly the coolest thing i’ve ever seen in my life.
I absolutely love this.
When you see a spider by your foot:
When water gets into your ear:
When your mom tells you to take out the trash:
When your hair gets in front of your face:
When you’re too tired to walk up the stairs:
When you become a stripper
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this should have more notes.
OMG A WITNESS
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